i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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