Nicole vs. Life
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
