He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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