worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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