i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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