He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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