R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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