how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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