Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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