covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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