I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
