The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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