I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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