you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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