their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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