Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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