I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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