Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
What drink are we having for lunch?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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