I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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