we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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