I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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