i barfeds in our rink
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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