you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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