belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Dick very happy bro
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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