I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
