i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
She made me pour olive oil on her.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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