she woke up with a sticky ear
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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