It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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