I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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