I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
