batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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