I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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