u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You've changed since you got that strap on
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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