I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Every concussion has its silver lining
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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