just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Is it because I queefed?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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