ugly people sure do ruin things
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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