From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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