Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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