As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Randomize
