i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I have peed in a lot of sinks
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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