You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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