Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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