Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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