Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
