i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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