I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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