If that was your dad, he is hot
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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