Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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