I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
No subtext here. People are naked.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
