508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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