I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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