It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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